• unmagical@lemmy.ml
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    4 months ago

    Seems like the super genius wealthy investor would understand the importance of diversifying your assets. Guess not :shrug:

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    “How would you like this wrapped? Terrorism, or protect the children?”

    “Well, the blades are too high for kids to walk in to, and no one really gives a fuck about birds. So, it has to be terrorism.”