She was jumping, dancing, laughing — and Jeff was hanging on for dear life. He looked wiped.

If only God were real.

I wish them both all the worst.

Lol. What a loser.

All the money in the world and married a creature straight out of a Picasso painting.

Is the onion?

And let’s not forget the vessel features a wooden sculpture of Bezos’ wife, Lauren Sánchez Bezos, as a mermaid on the prow. Probably not something most people would want to keep.

Dag, yo