• zitrone 🍋English
    1·
    3 days ago

    Hello, Potion Seller, I am going into battle and I want your strongest potions.

    My potions are too strong for you, traveler.

  • edinbruh@feddit.itEnglish
    23·
    6 days ago
    • One bottle of water
    • one blinkroot
    • one nightglow
    • one deathweed
    • one waterleaf
    • one fireblossom
    • one daybloom
    • one shiverthorn

    Mix thoroughly at an alchemy station. Many people find the existence of this potion frightening.

    • Draconic NEO@pawb.socialOPEnglish
      1·
      5 days ago

      Many people find the existence of this potion frightening.

      I don’t understand why. It’s not like you have to drink it, and even if you do drink it, you can easily drink it again to reverse the effect with no lasting repercussions.

      • edinbruh@feddit.itEnglish
        2·
        5 days ago

        I don’t get it either, I have just heard a surprising amount of “isn’t it kinda scary that…”

  • garth@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    7·
    6 days ago

    1 part sugar
    6 parts water
    Mix thoroughly until sugar is dissolved.
    Add 2 parts lime juice and 1 part tequila.
    Serve in a chilled glass while sitting outside in the shade on a hot day, preferably with friends.

    Small doses cause relaxation and good vibes.
    Large doses may lead to kissy time with aforementioned friends.
    Excessive doses may cause acute pain and regret.

    • Nudelextrakt@feddit.orgEnglish
      2·
      5 days ago

      It’s a reference to a meme, originating in a time period waayyy before the gigachad was even incarnated.

  • iocase@lemmy.zipEnglish
    3·
    5 days ago

    Grandpa’s strongest potion:

    10 lbs of sugar

    As many crab apples as you can get from your grandpas crab apple tree

    Juice them all

    Mix juice with sugar in sanitized fermentation bucket (use starsan) and add enough boiling water to get up to 10% ABV on your gauge.

    Rehydrate yeast in a lukewarm dilute sugar solution so you don’t shock it.

    Add to mash and seal with airlock

    Ferment until there’s no change in specific gravity between days

    Rack your wash off of the Lee’s into a different jug and start distilling it with a water distillation still.

    Once you have a first pass done, distill it again and toss the foreshot this time.

    Stop distilling when the alcohol content drops below about 48% or when it tastes horrible.

    Typically you end up with 68-80% ABV potion. Grandpa’s strongest potion also gives grandpa strongest hangover, so watch out.