my trick is to tell them stories that go nowhere. Like the one time I caught the teletransporter to Maryland? I needed some crawdads for my jabalayah. Thing about teletrasporters back in those days is that they used to be free. “Take me to Maryland for free you’d say”, and they’d beam you away. Now, the important thing is that I tied and onion to my belt. We didn’t have the sweet ones because of the war with the Borg, just the big white ones

My fave show of the 90s.

Still regularly rewatching.

… I usually skip the title sequence though. So perhaps I could do a little ffmpeg magic and cut the long ds9 title sequence out and replace it with a 4 second “the siskos” jingle. :)

All 1.5 of them. 1.8 if you count when they got married towards the end of the season.

Keiko: Up yours, children! *shuttles away*