This Mahfrs right har Nahwataimsyn

How’s old Noah Dyck and his wife Anita Dyck? Has they’d evers invited ya’s to a Dyck meat party?
knowatimsayin?
Nahmsayin?
That’s too many gnome saiyans.
What, you takin a gnome census?
One of his best lines. Along with
Aah! It’s raining ma’fuckas!
and
It’s Scary Busey up in here. Even ghosts and shit be like “We the fuck out, dawg!”
yarmsain?
J Roc baby
Era era
Mafk
Heaven knows I’m miserable now.
WRONG
Only do that after the two weeks is up. Or whatever it is your area, if your area has enforceable labour laws that is.
You’d do clown costumes for a interview? Have some self-respect!
I want a job in porn. I’m already (un)dressed for it.
From Russia with tha love bone

Me wearing slippers and boxers to the office because I want to work from home.
Witchya candies



