Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days agoAs a small farm owner, no image has ever been more accurateimagemessage-square81linkfedilinkarrow-up1745arrow-down113
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minus-squareSeth Taylor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up52·5 days agoGot attacked by herding dogs a couple weeks ago. I can confirm they’re not as smart as they seem. They left their herd and ran a solid 100m to the road I was walking to stand in front of me and bark. Spoiler alert: I am not a wolf
minus-squarescbasteve@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·5 days agoHe was after the two wolves inside you *Somebody already made that joke, I’m killing myself
minus-squareSeth Taylor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·5 days agoDon’t kill yourself. Kill one of the wolves inside you. Then you still have one wolf
minus-squarermuk@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 days agoOnce you’re down to a single wolf inside you, you’ll find it easier to cross the river inside you with the cabbage and goat that are also inside you.
minus-squareSeth Taylor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 days agoI hope I also have some Pepto-bismol inside me with that big conundrum!
minus-squareReturn_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up42·5 days agoAre you absolutely positive you’re not a wolf though ?
minus-squareSeth Taylor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·5 days agoAwooooobsolutely positive EDIT: Whoops
minus-squareredsand@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up11·5 days agoObviously not. You’re clearly a skinny bear with extreme hair loss.
Got attacked by herding dogs a couple weeks ago. I can confirm they’re not as smart as they seem. They left their herd and ran a solid 100m to the road I was walking to stand in front of me and bark. Spoiler alert: I am not a wolf
He was after the two wolves inside you
*Somebody already made that joke, I’m killing myself
Don’t kill yourself. Kill one of the wolves inside you. Then you still have one wolf
Once you’re down to a single wolf inside you, you’ll find it easier to cross the river inside you with the cabbage and goat that are also inside you.
I hope I also have some Pepto-bismol inside me with that big conundrum!
Are you absolutely positive you’re not a wolf though ?
Awooooobsolutely positive
EDIT: Whoops
Obviously not. You’re clearly a skinny bear with extreme hair loss.
Are there two wolves inside you?
Yes, but they’re both vegan