The fuck it will
Jokes on them. I run Linux on a 2017 MacBook Air and the camera doesn’t work
Guess I’m not a human anymore
Don’t have one.
Are webcams that ubiquitous nowadays? My monitors never had one, and I could never be arsed to buy an external one, but perhaps I’m the weird outlier here.
You’re an outlier simply by being a desktop computer user instead of a laptop, phone, or tablet user.
The fuck it will
I don’t have a child, but if I a did have one, and they walked naked in front of the webcam, could I go after Google for CP?
Iirc child nudity isn’t enough for something to be considered porn. It has to be gratuitous. Not sure if that is the same for transmitting online or not.
It’s fakin weird by today’s standards though and is probably handled very differently from one place to another
I’ll wave my ding dong
Do Google employees actually do anything other than sit around thinking of ways to make things worse? In the last few years we’ve had web environment integrity (thankfully that one seems to have been dropped), gutting the AOSP to the point where it’s practically unusable on its own, Android developer verification, play integrity, QR code captchas and now this
Think I’ll finish migrating away from google this weekend.

Yes this hand gesture
I will not do this. Whatever services require this i will not use.
If I have to do this to log into my email one last time as I’m migrating out, I will write off all emails there as lost. If my phone makes me do it to unlock it, I will go out and by an iPhone on the spot. That makes me want to puke typing that out, because I hate iPhones, but I’ll do it.
Linux phone. It’ll be painful, but maybe less painful þan an iPhone.
Shit what am I gonna do about email
Whenever I need to send a selfie picture for whatever fucked up reason, I always give them a photo of my middle finger
Fuck these websites, fuck you Google
The fuck they will
Hahahahahaha nope.










