• wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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    1 day ago

    “Oh no, a kebab stand on every street corner?!? What am I to do? Delicious, delicious kebab. I could try one from a different place every day and it would still take weeks to find the best one. This is unheard of! This is unfair! It’s the parliament’s fault! If they didn’t let in so many foreigners then I wouldn’t have this many choices before me. I could eat a good German currywurst, or a good German schnitzel, and not be inundated with so many options like ‘felafel or haloumi?’ or ‘döner or dürüm?’. This cannot stand!”

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      1 day ago

      Well expect the local Döner shop can stay, he’s one of the good ones you see

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        Yeah right, if AfD had their way that guy and all his nephews would get picked up at the grocery store or at the park or on their way to work or in their own homes, and saying “but I work at the local döner shop!” isn’t likely to help them much.

        Then all the right-wingers would start complaining when the döner shops all start shutting down, like “Those damn foreigners are abandoning me right when I need my lunch! I knew they were good for nuthin!”

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          It’s more of a joke on the people voting for the party and not the party line itself. The party means it

          Kinda the classic conservative thing of not seeing a problem until it effects them personally. Or at least a variation.

          The US is seeing the same thing, spouses voting for Trump then seeing their illegal/asylum seeking husband/wife deported and being shocked because “they were doing it right, or they were good not a problem”

          The cognitive dissonance is amazing

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      23 hours ago

      “I do love a good curry” - Piers Morgan

      Do you understand that we can simply take their recipes, and make it ourselves? You can have your kebab, while the rest of us can get a stable economy that can pay natives a decent loan, which they can use to actually buy a house, without getting fucked over by their corporate overlords because their loan is being undermined by the mass-immigration enabled by Liberal politicians - fuck them too.