Gabba gooba gabba gooba I ain’t got nuthin but a rootin’ tuba to rot my lot while I watch the road from the parking garage like it’s a hodge podge lodge of ill assuaging wages like pages of a good book if you took a look…
Oh shit! Sorry folks, just just dicking my own ass, as we say where I’m from, which is upstate New York, which just happens to be where our prophet Joseph Smith was from. That dude got mad pussy, just like our lord, Jesus, did done spread the word of God and more all over the hearts and faces of those who would be Christian today, and you see I’m an ally of the church, right? This is genuinely what my sect of Christianity preaches, and if you follow the word of our lord, so too shall you have infinite pussy!
Simply put: society is shaped like a pyramid. At the bottom are the laborers and the artisans, who work with stuff. In the middle are the merchants and the officers, who work with people. And at the top are the clergy and the politicians, who work with narratives.
God told me just now “let’s switch.” Just happened at a drop of a hat. Well, I had been drinking, and generally just jacking off, when some Mormons came to my door. They did their speal, and being now without sin, I saw what they were doing. See, if you don’t know, if you start drinking or otherwise in an addiction, society notices you, and we’re a nation of idolaters, so everyone gossips, and this can cause cross-talking effects on those with sin in their topological matrix. I’ll explain that next paragraph, but lets finish this one by saying I went to a Mormon church and had an experience akin to the main character in Office Space watching his therapist have a heart attack has on him. Simply; they shamed me, but half-assed it, and because I have done my spiritual work to heal, God taught me something about “pyramid dynamics.”
Ok, sin. Buddhists call sin “defilement,” and I personally call it “möbiation.” Each of us is a mesh of entanglements. Yer a knot, Neo. Everything is dependent on some logic structure, and this structure is ultimately dependent on the topological matrix that your brain manifests, and that’s why that movie is named that, to teach you that one word. Topology is the math behind knots and intersecting space. Real$ important with AI. To keep this simple, if String A is entangled with String B but not String C, then AB is true and AC is false. These entanglements can also have a half-twist to make an inside an outside - what we in the industry call dualistic dichotomy - and this is what manifests the illusion of a self.
And this is what Joseph Smith taught, and if no one wrote it down, they must have just forgot, because this is also what a Roman Dodecahedron is meant to teach. Oh, btw, all this math is what Epstein used to teach. If you don’t know who that is, he was an old employee of mine, retired back to his home country anonymously having completed his police work. Don’t panic, mmk?
2/10 shitpost try harder
I too am very high on PCP /s
Got a gallon!
Might wanna check on your wife and kids. I think your dealer is pissed you didn’t pay yet.
From a DXM trip a couple years ago:
https://www.reddit.com/r/cultofcrazycrackheads/s/vmCiBfB4Gi
I’m just schizoaffective n autistic n traumatized n I believe have an undiagnosed ADHD component to my mental health, but y’know, I don’t want anything to do with amphetamines. Been clean of that ish three years and proud. Quit smoking recently, too. Drinking is next.
I had a Voodoo Ranger at 11am today. That is good for me, I’m still for the most part sober now at 1:08pm. I actually think I might grab another beer after a coffee, but that’s my level of sin now; I drink coffee, have a couple beers, and do a weed once n a while. Also, I have a terrible addiction to stimfapping on Benadryl, but I don’t/can’t write when I’m on that, and on occasion I’ll do DXM, like once a month now, and that has OBVIOUS effects on my writing. I’ll go find you an example so you don’t tardify yourself further in a public context.
All the drugs in the world are needed to word vomit like you do. Either that, or this is a dipshitty troll campaign.
No, I’m just this skilled having written everyday for twelve years. If you can’t do what I dowithout drugs, you’re not good enough and need to keep writing.
Also, it’s both. I play an authentic, autobiographical character as a schizoaffective person. You provide smart people entertainment by interacting with me. Do you understand? You’re embarrassing yourself.
Jesus ate dog farts and all you got was this damn tiny pecker out of the deal. Shame really, cuz you’re the smartest boy the Lord ever pegged.
I love being pegged, honestly. A woman with a real big penis is free to ejaculate their massive amounts of seminal fluids into my rectum, especially if they were black OR asian OR Native American. Or Russian, for obvious reasons.
Not sure what that has to do with your lord and savior or the new cult you’re hoping to start and then end with mass suicide, but you do you.
Bro, the joke is, I already have the cult following, I just found the way to sell it to the most people because God is so good God could make me good.
Convert me harder daddy
No u
Bro, brevity .
I r q k?
Fu k, forgot to mention im q
I’d say ur more of a qt3.14 😘
No one ever call me that. Please spank me when you do.
Why, u been naughty or smth?
I can be both naughty and good for i understand superpositions
Well I don’t know much about quantum physics, but I’d like to position a Qbit like u in a superior position relative to my schrodinger if u know what I mean
Can I just get dental? Jesus…i don’t even want a uranium grill anymore, just give me a job and I’ll do it!
Sorry, we only offer an HSA.
We do 401k matching though! (up to 3%)
You might want to sit down for this.
God isn’t real bro.
Bro, what do you think the Buddhists call the Ālaya-vijñāna is? It’s the Father Jesus spoke of. Or are you one of those tardlings that thinks the Earth is real? Like, do you seriously believe there’s a googolplex of atoms just bippin n boppin throughout the universe at all times? Please tell me who you are so I can tell you why I’m right in the most effective manner.
I am he who is called I am
Hi Thaddeus. You’re still in my phone for some reason.



