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minus-squaresubverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up25·2 months agoI never asked god, but I did try to make a deal with the devil. But as they say pray in one hand and shit in the other and see which fills up first.
minus-squareToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·2 months agoThey say WHAT!!!
minus-squaresubverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up27·2 months agoThey say PRAY IN ONE HAND AND SHIT IN THE OTHER AND SEE WHICH ONE FILLS UP FIRST
minus-squareUriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoPraying to God and making a deal with the Devil are pretty much the same thing. Curiously, if you ask fundamentalist churches (and most mainline ones) the Devil is more LGBT+ friendly, and more pro-women.
minus-squarepsud@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoThe satanic church in the US is the more LGBTQI+ accepting Christian church in the country
minus-squarewellyon@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoTo be precise, it is The Satanic Temple, not to be confused with the Church of Satan. They do a lot for civil rights in the US
minus-squareTotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoWho is they? I want to know where the phrase is from
minus-squarecolforge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoGrowing up in the southern US — just about every old person I know says “want in one hand, shit in the other. See which fills up faster” so this is just a slight variation on that phrase.
minus-squareTotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoMakes sense why I’ve never heard it
minus-squaresubverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoI think I first heard it from the movie Bad Santa.
I never asked god, but I did try to make a deal with the devil. But as they say pray in one hand and shit in the other and see which fills up first.
They say WHAT!!!
They say PRAY IN ONE HAND AND SHIT IN THE OTHER AND SEE WHICH ONE FILLS UP FIRST
Praying to God and making a deal with the Devil are pretty much the same thing.
Curiously, if you ask fundamentalist churches (and most mainline ones) the Devil is more LGBT+ friendly, and more pro-women.
The satanic church in the US is the more LGBTQI+ accepting Christian church in the country
To be precise, it is The Satanic Temple, not to be confused with the Church of Satan. They do a lot for civil rights in the US
Who is they? I want to know where the phrase is from
Growing up in the southern US — just about every old person I know says “want in one hand, shit in the other. See which fills up faster” so this is just a slight variation on that phrase.
Makes sense why I’ve never heard it
I think I first heard it from the movie Bad Santa.