Vibrators were invented after cocaine was illegal
Technically, they never said it was at the same time.
You can get one of those things without a prescription now
Unless you live in certain counties in the southern United States, where technically you need a prescription for a “marital aid.” Adult stores have to label everything as “novelty use only.” Really dumb.
Cocaine is also technically available as a prescription dental/oral/nasal anesthetic but I doubt there are any dentists and ENTs who want the headache and DEA spotlight on them when alternatives are available.
The south must be destroyed. Open the borders.
I’m pretty sure you can get both without a prescription.
You’ll get publicly whipped for buying vibratory in many parts of the world.
Fuck cocaine, gimme ketamine and shrooms!
All joking aside, both are illegal where I live and carry the same sentence as horse and actual coke. ¯\(ツ)/¯
and carry the same sentence as horse
Damn. Horses are illegal where you live?
Ever heard of Mr. Hands?
Therapists don’t prescribe medication. You need a psychiatrist for that.
