They better be good. I want totally new types of cat, don’t just put a silly hat on one and be like “yeah that’s a spoingle”

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    • Mostly Prosthetic Cat (limbs, tail, plus some organ transplants, still lives a normal life)
    • Actual Trained DJ Cat (sounds a lot like my friend who keeps switching songs after 30s)
    • Stinky Cat (in fact it has never gotten close enough to catch any smaller animal)
    • A pair of Talk-O Cats (not taco cats, those already exist, but these ones actively pretend to chime in on human conversations)