Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months agoI'm shutting Hexbear down unless you can invent at least 5 new cats. The old ones are STINKYmessage-squaremessage-square20linkfedilinkarrow-up145arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up145arrow-down1message-squareI'm shutting Hexbear down unless you can invent at least 5 new cats. The old ones are STINKYDirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square20linkfedilinkfile-text
They better be good. I want totally new types of cat, don’t just put a silly hat on one and be like “yeah that’s a spoingle”
minus-squareAntifaSuperWombat [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·6 months ago Bidet kitty: Pull it’s tail to make it shoot a water stream out of it’s mouth that you can use to clean your butt. Crat: The result of feline carcinization. Pretty much a cat with pincers and a shell. Does the crab walk when you pet it. Wizcat: Yeah fine, it’s just a cat with a funny wizard hat. But it has magic powers that go far beyond your imagination. Girlcat: Opposite of a catgirl. Wears human ears and pretends to speak like a human to appear cuter. Felime: Cat that sweats out lime juice. Just grab it and dunk it in some tequila and triple sec to get a nice margarita.
Bidet kitty: Pull it’s tail to make it shoot a water stream out of it’s mouth that you can use to clean your butt.
Crat: The result of feline carcinization. Pretty much a cat with pincers and a shell. Does the crab walk when you pet it.
Wizcat: Yeah fine, it’s just a cat with a funny wizard hat. But it has magic powers that go far beyond your imagination.
Girlcat: Opposite of a catgirl. Wears human ears and pretends to speak like a human to appear cuter.
Felime: Cat that sweats out lime juice. Just grab it and dunk it in some tequila and triple sec to get a nice margarita.