Forester@pawb.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoA cow is more likely to kill you than a sharkimagemessage-square156linkfedilinkarrow-up1436arrow-down160file-textcross-posted to: science_memes@mander.xyz
arrow-up1376arrow-down1imageA cow is more likely to kill you than a sharkForester@pawb.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square156linkfedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: science_memes@mander.xyz
minus-squareTastyWheat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·1 day agoI was nearly killed by a cow. Driving along a country road and one jumped the fence and went in front of my car. As i hit it, it rolled up the bonnet, tore the roof off my sedan and missed my head by fuck all. Every year on June 10th I buy a giant steak to celebrate survival.
I was nearly killed by a cow.
Driving along a country road and one jumped the fence and went in front of my car. As i hit it, it rolled up the bonnet, tore the roof off my sedan and missed my head by fuck all.
Every year on June 10th I buy a giant steak to celebrate survival.
“Yeah, take that, vegans!”