Gavenitrian society had evolved past punishments over 3 centuries ago in favor of rehabilitation, forgiveness, and self-improvement. But this new alien creature was unbearable to even the most enlightened among them, and his presence was bringing back the old arguments in favor of physical sentences. Loraxis Manateis Gorlem, the Grand Senator of Sector 12, even suggested reviving the gruesome practice of capdle-larjing, where the head was removed but kept alive, then inserted into the anal cavity repeatedly. This also would have the advantage of muffling the creature’s speech, so that the observers would be given a few moments of peace.
A disturbing wave of populism is sweeping over the 31 communes of Mars, as young Gavenitrians insist that it is clear that the creature is incapable of meaningful change, and thus, society must adapt instead. While analysts deem it unlikely that the brutal practice of capdle-larjing will actually be picked for Turbo Question Time soon, there are whispers that a concept for a new rehabilitation method will be introduced for consideration by the Broad Panel. It is rumoured that the novel treatment involves transplanting the transgressor’s brainwaves into a supercomputer and programatically subjecting its disembodied consciousness to a battery of procedurally generated painful and humiliating routines.
uhm, images from quokk.au generally don’t load for me. i’ve gone on preview images the last few weeks but this one is too unreadable in small resolution.
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