laurenceOfSuburbia@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 23 天前There are two ways to invent a sportimagemessage-square94linkfedilinkarrow-up1732arrow-down114
arrow-up1718arrow-down1imageThere are two ways to invent a sportlaurenceOfSuburbia@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 23 天前message-square94linkfedilink
minus-squareTaleya@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up78arrow-down1·edit-222 天前Invent a sport Export it to all your colonies Have them all kick your arse at it every season #winning Edit: cricket, guys. I’m very clearly talking about cricket
minus-squareProprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down2·23 天前Kick this sheep’s bladder around or I’ll punch your wives again!
minus-squareProprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·23 天前Oh really? Cricket!? Lol.
minus-squareexpatriado@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down4·23 天前More like Spanish and Portuguese former colonies. Since USA, Canada, Australia, India, etc not that great at football ⚽
minus-squarems.lane@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·19 天前And Australia was beating them before that. We beat them so bad, they declared Cricket dead, burned a cricket ball and now we compete for the ashes of that ball.
minus-squareTaleya@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·22 天前Good thing i’m taking about cricket then. You know, the one actually played by india, australia, pakistan, west indies, new zealand. Etc
minus-squarepumpupthejam@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·23 天前Rugby is popular in the Commonwealth
minus-squareCombatWombat@feddit.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·23 天前I dunno, my USA jersey has four stars over the crest.
minus-squareKarjalan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·22 天前Except that one time when you win on a technicality in a tie by “who got the most points a specific way”
Invent a sport
Export it to all your colonies
Have them all kick your arse at it every season
#winning
Edit: cricket, guys. I’m very clearly talking about cricket
Kick this sheep’s bladder around or I’ll punch your wives again!
Talkin’ cricket
Oh really? Cricket!? Lol.
Confused?
Nope
More like Spanish and Portuguese former colonies. Since USA, Canada, Australia, India, etc not that great at football ⚽
India is beating UK at cricket.
And Australia was beating them before that.
We beat them so bad, they declared Cricket dead, burned a cricket ball and now we compete for the ashes of that ball.
Good thing i’m taking about cricket then. You know, the one actually played by india, australia, pakistan, west indies, new zealand. Etc
Rugby is popular in the Commonwealth
I dunno, my USA jersey has four stars over the crest.
Except that one time when you win on a technicality in a tie by “who got the most points a specific way”