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cm0002@libretechni.ca to Political Memes@lemmy.caEnglish · 12 days ago

Hit em' with that liquid gold

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Hit em' with that liquid gold

cm0002@libretechni.ca to Political Memes@lemmy.caEnglish · 12 days ago
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  • scrodumb@lemmy.ca
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    Urine isn’t conductive enough.

    Carbon nanoparticles are.

    You can make crude carbon nanoparticles from two carbon rods, submerged in water, one connected to positive one connected to negative. Low voltage. Let itrun for a day or two.

    Then boil it down to reduce it by 75% and rehydrate with piss.

    Bam.

    • scrodumb@lemmy.ca
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      Synthetic skunk spray is also viable if you don’t want to bless them with your golden juice. Probably less conductive though so make sure to ramp up the particles.

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    If you headshot them with a piss squirt, it’s possible they’d try to take their mask off.

    Not really sure how the gloves work - there a chance they end up shocking themselves?

    • the_wizard_of_0Z@lemmy.ca
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      Hit em with duh pissquirt. How do we ground these bastards. Graphite powder…

  • Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Bringing even a vaguely gun shaped thing near these animals will get you killed in seconds…

    • Hanrahan@slrpnk.net
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      water balloons filled with piss ?

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        Likely better.

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  • deft@lemmy.wtf
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    Mix a little poo in there

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      You’ll have them saying “Thank you Mr. President” in seconds.

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    ice agents will likely use it against themselves accident or otherwise.

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      Electric is the hand that kkkranks the hog

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