I have an idea for a post, some may have seen a comment of mine earlier. I’m looking for the most offensive-to-coffee-snobs approach to making coffee possible. I’m assuming something to do with instant, but from there, I don’t have many ideas.
Someone suggested reconstituting it in milk, that seems fun, any other ideas? I’m fully expecting the end result to be absolutely disgusting, for what it’s worth. I’m looking for the worst abomination possible, but it still needs to technically be coffee. Get creative, have fun with this. Whichever technique gets chosen (or multiple get combined), I’ll credit in the post I make.
Had a rowing Buddy that would make “death in Stalingrad”: standard coffee drip machine. Put in powdered coffee and fill with vodka. Both coffee and vodka as cheap as humanly possible. Let her rip and “enjoy”. Worst coffee experience I ever had. Like worse than having the shits and vomiting at the same time.
I feel like a much more efficient way of getting hammered with disgusting drinks would be to mix instant straight into vodka. The brew pot would evaporate a lot of ethanol anyway.
Very promising.