“President Trump was solemnly listening and remembering the victims and heroic first responders who tragically lost their lives on that fateful day,” the spokesperson said.
“Anyone ridiculously claiming the President was asleep is lying.”
The president appeared to have nodded off as the names of the 184 people killed in the Pentagon attack were read out.


When my grandpa was alive he would always fall asleep watching the evening news. If you asked him if he had a good nap, or let him know he slept through the news he would get mad and claim he was just resting his god damn eyes.
My wife does the same shit. Literally just had this conversation with her. “I wasn’t asleep yet” yeah, and the snores were just for shits and giggles, huh?
Making sounds that sound like snoring but definitely aren’t is essential to good eye resting.