• LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz
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    23 小时前

    If you’re immortal, wouldn’t you want your side piece to be mortal so they wouldn’t hang around forever?

    Imagine getting a clingy ex that was also immortal. “Remember that time we hooked up 8,000 years ago? We should get back together.”