(according to a friend anyways…)
pov: you have the power of god at your fingertips

we haven’t worn this sweater since like before coming out to anyone/anymany if we remember right. but it was in our closet and we figured we’d try and make it work, and it sorta does!!! sleeves are a bit too short but whatever.
Well it proves that you all can lift things for sure! Honestly certs are pretty hot ngl
Very cutie ❤️❤️
oh are they now? then you’ll be glad to hear it’s not our only certification!
🥵🥵
if you’re curious, one of them is for CPR. and we’d argue that being able to save a life is pretty hot, too :3
Honestly the hottest! Being able and willing to help people and save people is like top 3 in my book of attractive qualities ❤️❤️
in my day you didn’t worry about certs. you just got on the forklift and then took out a whole wall of paint (hardware store). if i’d known I could 10x my cuteness think of all the paint that could have been saved. congrats on the cert!
holy shit what a girlboss xD
i know how to use a pallet jack does that count
a pallet jack is just an adolescent forklift :3
relevant meme

Is that a junky Hyster?
I’ve got a junky hyster. :3
we dont know if you are saying this in a non-literal, innuendo fashion, or actually own a beat-up forklift (or both), but either way we love the implications ^^
5 day course for 10x spec’s is worth it.
Ya’ll could make dang near any article of clothing look cute 💜
Nice forklift!
hm, we’ve never really thought of us as the super cutesy type, but if you say so!
Very nice forklift! I’ve never driven one before. That’s a skill!
mmhm they are quite fun :3
Okay, I’ve seen at least three forklift memes on the fetaverse now, so we need a community to collect them.
Edit: i cant dind the one that was like “If blah blah blah can blah blah, you to can become <forklift certified>” that was the best.
Here are others:
https://piefed.blahaj.zone/post/979871
https://piefed.blahaj.zone/post/899910
https://piefed.blahaj.zone/post/879499
https://piefed.blahaj.zone/post/478699
Agreed. Ripley operating the lifter in Aliens vibes.








