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SourGumGum@lemmy.world to Risa: Your Home Away from Spacedock@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 天前

When the company fitness program is run by a Klingon

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When the company fitness program is run by a Klingon

SourGumGum@lemmy.world to Risa: Your Home Away from Spacedock@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 天前
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  • wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    6 天前

    Hunh. I knew that some hotels made your towel into a swan, etc., but in the future the bath robes are plush ninja outfits for fancy dress pillow fights? I’m in!

    • eldavi@lemmy.ml
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      i want one with merlot colors like worf’s. :p

      • wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        6 天前

        The color of honor, truly. Aged in the blood of your victories.

        (Mine’d be mostly my own, though imposter syndrome surely lurks below the surface in Klingon culture.)

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          it’s on display w alexander

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            Oh, so more of a burgundy or merlot? To go with Alexander the Grape, naturally.

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