• gastroglizzy@piefed.social
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    5 days ago

    There are two schools of thought.

    1. If it’s not gay to give yourself a hand job, then it’s not gay to give yourself a blow job.

    2. There’s nothing gay about getting your dick sucked. But sucking a dick is pretty gay. The top half of you is gay, but the bottom half is fine.