This is an onion article, right? Right??

So the plan here seems to be to fire bunch of the top brass in the armed forces and replace them with a bunch of tech bros and their School Triple Striker 3000 hallucinators? This plan will surely not backfire, only good things can come!

It truly is amazing to witness the decline of the empire live, the Romans just got to notice post hoc how no one came around to fix the roads anymore. Now only if my peripheral home state hadn’t already been completely intertwined with the Zionist Genocide Empire, with the knuckleheads in charge doubling down on the “no can do” rhetoric. As if they weren’t aware of the genocide in Palestine, or indeed the genocidal history of the US and NATO, or the multiple and constant crimes against humanity done under them. I guess the prospects of sharing the imperial plunder from the global south has always been too much for these neoliberal profit chasers. No can do indeed.

Great news.
It will make the paper tiger army suck and lose even more.

Put down the crack pipe, Pete. Take a day off, lad.