I say he’s not going far enough. Why not rename the country to American Americas of America? AAA will always and forever be first wherever alphabetical order is invoked. AMERICA FIRST!
Americas
There’s only one America, buddy, but nice try
All Hail President Donald J. America!
Google complying with cuck daddy in 3,2,1.
they wouldn’t even make it to the 2
how are we going to do this with new york, new jersey, and new hampshire?
And can we please do it with Newt Gingrich?
Someone: what are you going to name your baby?
Newt Gingrich’s mom: Newt Gingrich
New Mexico says Trump should immediately go fuck himself
Wait until he finds out we have states called New York, New Jersey, and New Hampshire.
I’m so fucking tired
Obama wore a tan suit.
Yea so? Works better with dark skin. It’s called fashion sweaty, look it up.
New Mexico should change its name to New New Mexico and be given back to Mexico.
Ohh oh say can you…also tell that guy is just so stupid? By the da…
So, what have the United States of New Castile done now?
I think they’d have to secede to do that
What about all of the European names like New York? New Hampshire? New England Patriots?
Easy fix: We’ll call them New America, New America, and New America Patriots, respectively.









