I’m afraid of them because they are all so beautiful and hot and I wanna hold their hands

Women fear me. Fish fear me. Men turn their eyes away from me as I walk. No beast dare make a sound in my presence. I am alone on this barren earth.

I’m afraid of their power. The onion told me some can be in every bathroom everywhere all at once. I totally support them in that, but it’s also scary because what if I have to use the bathroom really bad!!

Okay who of you jumpscared this little guy?

I hear they attract lions :(