My darling old aunt used to sneeze so loud that it would jump scare me on the floor above, while gaming, with headphones. It sounded like lightning crashing down. I miss my Aunt…

I basically force the sneeze through my front teeth and it kinda works most of the time. Taught myself how when I noticed a girl I sat next to in school sneezed almost silently and I thought it was super cute. Now, coughing and throat-clearing on the other hand… Sounds like I’ve lived my whole life in a coal mine…

Real. Everyone says you’re not supposed to, but I hold my sneezes cause of this x3

My mother sneezes when she’s full. So when there’s an occasion where people tend to overeat, everyone in the house knows when she reached capacity. It’s like barking.

For a while we had a shelter cat who came to us at a later point in his live. And whatever happened to him in the past: when someone sneezed he meowed (not like cute little meow but the ones with the scrungy face). These two gave quite a show every evening, like a very weirs, loud and kinda angry duet

I, as a cis woman, have the same problem. xD