- Have a stuffy nose? - Allergies? - Try snorting swarms of robots up your nose, melt the mucus and clean your sinuses. - Snorting swarms of robots is an easy outpatient procedure. - Snort them directly into your sinuses. - You will certainly not regret snorting swarms of robots up your nose. - Can’t wait for my perfectly melted brain dripping out of my nose. 
 
- Sorry, ma’am, when the microbot system entered your husband’s nose and initiated search-and-destroy mode, they erroneously chemically shredded your husband’s brain. We sent you a 5% discount for your next procedure. - and a bill to cover the damage your husband’s brain did to our tools 
 
- In-app purchase required to get them back out. 
- Will they take cool pictures for instagram? 
- Sounds like the beginning of a short story by Greg Egan. 
- So cotton buds bad? 
- I’ve seen those episode of black mirror thanks. 





