• theangryseal@lemmy.world
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        4 days ago

        Most I ever paid for a blowjob is the one I got on credit and I’m still paying for today.

        Let me tell you, even though I can’t get much action today because of the kids, she’s been worth every penny haha.

        Of course I’m joking. I’m a stay at home dad. (Which interestingly autocompleted to “stay at home mom” and I had to delete it and try again). If anyone has paid it’s been her. I can assure you I’m not worth it. Don’t know why she puts up with me.

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          It’s funny how I think it’s a dream job (I’m in between jobs and my SO is working) but also I think the whole stay at home mom is degrading. Too stereotypish I guess? I mean everyone do as they please if they can ofc!

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            2 days ago

            Call it “Home maker” and it’s both gender neutral and more accurately stating it’s more than just a parent without a job, because making a home is a full time job.

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              I felt like an idiot when I asked a friend of a friend what she did. She responded with “home maker” and I went straight to “Oh, so you design houses or decorate them?”

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      4 days ago

      “If I had $100 for every time I sucked dick I’d have $200. Which isn’t much but it’s weird it happened twice.”

    • Samdell@lemmy.eco.brOP
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      5 days ago

      If you’re getting paid then you’re doing it for money while she does it for the love of the game