Most I ever paid for a blowjob is the one I got on credit and I’m still paying for today.
Let me tell you, even though I can’t get much action today because of the kids, she’s been worth every penny haha.
Of course I’m joking. I’m a stay at home dad. (Which interestingly autocompleted to “stay at home mom” and I had to delete it and try again). If anyone has paid it’s been her. I can assure you I’m not worth it. Don’t know why she puts up with me.
It’s funny how I think it’s a dream job (I’m in between jobs and my SO is working) but also I think the whole stay at home mom is degrading. Too stereotypish I guess? I mean everyone do as they please if they can ofc!
Call it “Home maker” and it’s both gender neutral and more accurately stating it’s more than just a parent without a job, because making a home is a full time job.
I felt like an idiot when I asked a friend of a friend what she did. She responded with “home maker” and I went straight to “Oh, so you design houses or decorate them?”
Nobody treats me like a girl after sucking their dick… They just call me a fag and hand me $100. What the hell?
If you’re getting a hundred bucks to suck dick, you’re doing something right.
How much is a Z jay?
Most I ever paid for a blowjob is the one I got on credit and I’m still paying for today.
Let me tell you, even though I can’t get much action today because of the kids, she’s been worth every penny haha.
Of course I’m joking. I’m a stay at home dad. (Which interestingly autocompleted to “stay at home mom” and I had to delete it and try again). If anyone has paid it’s been her. I can assure you I’m not worth it. Don’t know why she puts up with me.
It’s funny how I think it’s a dream job (I’m in between jobs and my SO is working) but also I think the whole stay at home mom is degrading. Too stereotypish I guess? I mean everyone do as they please if they can ofc!
Call it “Home maker” and it’s both gender neutral and more accurately stating it’s more than just a parent without a job, because making a home is a full time job.
I felt like an idiot when I asked a friend of a friend what she did. She responded with “home maker” and I went straight to “Oh, so you design houses or decorate them?”
$100 is $100
I mean damn, I ain’t gay, but if it’s worth a hundred, I’m gonna try it
“If I had $100 for every time I sucked dick I’d have $200. Which isn’t much but it’s weird it happened twice.”
If you’re getting paid then you’re doing it for money while she does it for the love of the game
Have some more self esteem! You can get $120