Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agoSounds funny but THIS is how it actually isimagemessage-square21linkfedilinkarrow-up1577arrow-down115cross-posted to: memes@jlai.lu
arrow-up1562arrow-down1imageSounds funny but THIS is how it actually isMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square21linkfedilinkcross-posted to: memes@jlai.lu
minus-squaremoosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·3 months ago im not a bright lightbulb or an expert in the field Don’t worry, we don’t all have to be the sharpest tool in the ass.
minus-squarestarchylemming@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 months agoPubic Service Announcement : Do not put sharp objects in your Ass
minus-squareSterile_Technique@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 months agoDon’t put any object in your ass that isn’t designed specifically to be in there. If you’re into that, just go to your local adult shop and buy a dildo with a wide base so it doesn’t get spaghetti-noodled right past the sphincter.
minus-squarestarchylemming@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-23 months agoi guess real spaghetti noodles would decompose and exit naturally eventually
minus-squareouthouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoWould? Do. Regularly. Kind of what it’s for.
Don’t worry, we don’t all have to be the sharpest tool in the ass.
Pubic Service Announcement :
Do not put sharp objects in your Ass
Don’t put any object in your ass that isn’t designed specifically to be in there.
If you’re into that, just go to your local adult shop and buy a dildo with a wide base so it doesn’t get spaghetti-noodled right past the sphincter.
i guess real spaghetti noodles would decompose and exit naturally eventually
Would? Do. Regularly. Kind of what it’s for.