• samus12345@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      “The hero died before he could defeat the Dark Lord because he was killed whilst on an errand to deliver 20 bear asses to a random villager.”

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    1 year ago

    Sometimes it’s funny when tabletop RPG players expect the game to behave like a video game.

    GM: “The nearby town sent a message that a swarm of zombies is coming down the haunted mountain for them! They need help!”

    PCs: “Cool. But let’s finish that mushroom side quest first, and then we gotta help our wizard buddy get his new broom tuned up.”

    GM: “…okay.”

    <two in-game days later>

    PCs: “Ok, what do we see when we get to that town?”

    GM: “Seems like everyone’s dead. Looks a swarm of zombies or something came down from the mountain and ate everyone alive or something, maybe a day or two ago.”

    PCs: <confused, shocked>