Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoI choose to believe, what I was programmed to believe!imagemessage-square29linkfedilinkarrow-up1279arrow-down115
arrow-up1264arrow-down1imageI choose to believe, what I was programmed to believe!Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square29linkfedilink
minus-squaredeadbeef79000@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·1 month agoNot just any toilet. The most disgusting toilet in all of Scotland.
minus-squareSippyCup@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoDon’t judge a man. He really needed those suppositories.
minus-squareAsetru@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoI fantasize about a massive pristine convenience. Brilliant gold taps, virginal white marble, a seat carved from ebony, a cistern full of Chanel no.5, and a flunky handing me pieces of raw silk toilet roll.
Not just any toilet. The most disgusting toilet in all of Scotland.
Don’t judge a man. He really needed those suppositories.
I fantasize about a massive pristine convenience. Brilliant gold taps, virginal white marble, a seat carved from ebony, a cistern full of Chanel no.5, and a flunky handing me pieces of raw silk toilet roll.
Sounds nice