• IndiBrony@lemmy.world
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    Because dinosaurs weren’t doomed to wander Earth in limbo.

    Dinosaurs knew what they were about and all go straight to Dino-heaven ❤️

    The only human ghosts are the stubborn fucks who won’t resolve their issues which are keeping them trapped here.

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    Dinosaurs peeked into the future and knew that humanity would need as much help as possible, so they all collectively decided to turn themselves into oil for the good of mankind

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    Dinosaurs aren’t real, they’re surveillance drones invented by IBM in the 80’s that were cleverly buried by scientists to make us watch Jurassic Park.

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    Would really like to know where this sudden interest and motivation at around 1 o’clock comes from

    Maybe it’s mentally trained since my school time, because the stuff I did on the computer at night was the things that interested me

    But would be nice to know, how to get this drive throughout the day

    I wouldn’t even care changing my job and lifestyle, when I could have this much fun and interest in things.
    I would be much more productive at least with that

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    Me for the last month. Days and nights backwards. Went to bed early tonight (9pm) and wound up waking up at 2am. I blame my antidepressants, I restarted them after a lapse and they are kind of stimulating. Mostly the bupropion I think. So off to Lemmy land I go lol. Hopefully my Benadryl kicks in soon.

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    When some old camry drives by and you feel like exhaust gas is choking your throat, that just the dinosaur ghost in the fossilfuels haunting you.

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    Who says there aren’t? They’re just deep under the surface, haunting through the rock that once made up their entire world.

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    Our soul lives in our DNA. There are no dino ghosts for the same reason we can’t bring them back. We can’t have them, in this world or the next.