• Varyk@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        6 days ago

        “creatures that only exist in fiction?”

        Why are you asking me?

        “Like your comments?”

        Kid, the lines of reality are clearly blurred for you, but these comments are happening right now. They are not fiction.

        I pity you, sincerely. You must have a difficult life.

        • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          4 days ago

          Why are you asking me?

          you asked me lil bro.

          Kid, the lines of reality are clearly blurred for you, but these comments are happening right now. They are not fiction.

          advanced internet users like myself call this “humor” or “comedy” the joke here is that i’m making fun of your nonsensical comments by calling back to the previous comment you left, after responding to it, that would be referred to as “witt” or “witty humor”

          I pity you, sincerely. You must have a difficult life.

          thinking these jokes up is really hard, takes me all day.

          • Varyk@sh.itjust.works
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            1
            ·
            4 days ago

            “you asked me”

            no I didn’t sport, you got yourself all turned around

            “advanced internet users like myself call this “humor”…”

            just keep trying, I’m sure you’ll get there one day.

            • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              1
              arrow-down
              1
              ·
              4 days ago

              no I didn’t sport, you got yourself all turned around

              aw cute, am i like your kid or something now? Can i call you dad, or should it be mom? Which do you prefer?

              just keep trying, I’m sure you’ll get there one day.

              i sure hope so ambiguous parent figure! I want you to be proud of me!

                  • Varyk@sh.itjust.works
                    link
                    fedilink
                    arrow-up
                    1
                    ·
                    edit-2
                    2 days ago

                    don’t fuck your students, that’s disgusting on many levels.

                    Especially if you are admitting to having sex with children, @KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                    I do nothing inappropriate with my students, sexual or otherwise, and you should stop whatever you are doing to those children, and turn yourself in.

                    You and they are going to need a lot of counseling because of your illness and selfishness.