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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 6 个月前

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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 6 个月前
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  • Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Oh no, I have three… One is huge even.

    • Agosagror@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Yeah but the graph levels out, so just a company slave.

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        … Can it be sinusoidal?

        • fubbernuckin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Where do we put the people working on the Vegas sphere?

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      You can be the slave’s pet

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    So the smaller the screen, the easier it would be to replace the person with an AI.

  • Cevilia (they/she/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    By this logic, the pricing terminal with its small portable screen makes me super-duper CEO of all supermarkets in the world /j

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      I will one-up your status position and only use a smart watch at work. Now revere me for I am the new Steve Jobs!

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    I think everyone in our company has two monitors, from low level to the CEO (excepts those exclusively working in the field, they only have robust tablets). But it still checks out, we are just a subsidiary, so everyone is a slave I guess.

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    And then the lowest rung of all has to deal directly with meatspace in it’s smelly, sticky, 360 8K glory.

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