Disney: we need you to start a star wars trilogy. The first movie should be an original, action packed movie A shot for shot remake of the original with a few mysteries to keep people interested. No, the answers to the mysteries don’t matter, no we don’t need to outline the trilogy, we’ll figure it out as we go along.

JarJar: I can make you an action packed movie. Stop! I can only cum so hard!

Ftfy