Potentially weird question: if you had to assign a #dnd alignment to the fear of spiders, what would you give it?

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Just to clarify, I’m asking you to assign an alignment to the idea of creepy spiders in the abstract. I personally lean towards neutral because I don’t find spiders scary until they are touching me, and I can’t find jumping spiders scary at all. But I want to find out what other people think.

  • Teddy@programming.dev
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    5 days ago

    True Neutral

    Fear of spiders is an inate defense response passed down by survivors of spider encounters. It is a behavior accessible to creatures of all alignments.

    How funny would it be to have the BBEG & an arachniphobic paladin cluch eachother in fear of a wildshaped giant wolf-spider?

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      4 days ago

      Post-clarification answer: unaligned

      Most reference books have normalish spiders categorized as unaligned beasts. They don’t qualify as intelligent enough to have morals & ethics.

  • copacetic@discuss.tchncs.de
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    5 days ago

    “Alignment” as in “lawful good” or “chaotic evil”?

    I’d say “neutral evil” because the Drow are traditionally “neutral evil” and they tremble under the tyranny of the spider queen, Lolth.