Lady Butterfly @lazysoci.al to Memes@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 3 months agoRelatableimagemessage-square70linkfedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down11
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minus-squarecheeseburger@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoBorn in the 70s. I’ve sat on my balls twice so far this year. That’s never happened before, I used to just laugh at the idea 😓
minus-squarechiliedogg@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoWait until a loose toilet seat at a public bathroom slides to the side, and with all the motion, they get pinched between the seat and the porcelain.
minus-squarecheeseburger@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months ago😰 Oh dear, I know it’s going to happen now 😓
minus-squareMeThisGuy@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoI’ve heard of Poseidon’s kiss but this is a new lvl of danger I’ve never heard of. Thx for the new toilet fear.
minus-squareCorkyskog@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoKind of a tangent, but when I was younger I used to accidentally kick myself in the balls by sitting cross legged too quickly and hitting with my heel.
Born in the 70s. I’ve sat on my balls twice so far this year. That’s never happened before, I used to just laugh at the idea 😓
Wait until a loose toilet seat at a public bathroom slides to the side, and with all the motion, they get pinched between the seat and the porcelain.
new fear unlocked
😰 Oh dear, I know it’s going to happen now 😓
I’ve heard of Poseidon’s kiss but this is a new lvl of danger I’ve never heard of. Thx for the new toilet fear.
Poseidon’s pinch?
Davey Johnson’s Locker?
Kind of a tangent, but when I was younger I used to accidentally kick myself in the balls by sitting cross legged too quickly and hitting with my heel.