Army plans for a potential parade on Trump's birthday call for 6,600 soldiers, AP learns
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Detailed Army plans for a potential military parade on President Donald Trump’s birthday in June call for more than 6,600 soldiers, at least 150 vehicles, 50 helicopters, seven bands and potentially a couple thousand civilians.
  • Hestia [she/her, fae/faer]@hexbear.netEnglish
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    7 days ago

    Step one: declare you’re cutting costs and excess spending in the government. Cut social services and end any program that benefits the public good

    Step two: crash the economy and increase the price of everything across the board

    Step three: arrange a parade on your birthday that will cost millions if not billions of dollars and will likely fuck up public infrastructure

    Step four: profit???