President Donald Trump says he's directing his government to reopen and expand Alcatraz, the notorious former prison on a California island that's been closed for more than 60 years.
Not content to elect a for-real movie star with a dying brain to the office of President, the USA has elected just “movies” - like the nebulous concept of “films Trump has seen” - as the President. And we’re going to more of this shit as his brain keeps dying and the dream takes over. We’re all in the movies now.
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I was talking to My General Lee Nathan Bedford Forrest General Lee Marvin about how to beat the Chinese at Guadalcanal. And My General Tough Guy - a very tough guy(!) - had tears in his eyes. He has a gravelly voice a little - gravelly voice. He said… [Trump does an odd impression that sounds like a drunk, boasting used car salesman.] “Mr. President, Sir - the way to win is to take no prisoners, show no mercy, and win at all costs.” So today I’m making Guadalcanal tariffs 10,000%. We gotta win this war.
Not content to elect a for-real movie star with a dying brain to the office of President, the USA has elected just “movies” - like the nebulous concept of “films Trump has seen” - as the President. And we’re going to more of this shit as his brain keeps dying and the dream takes over. We’re all in the movies now.
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International tourists seeing this overlaid on their vision for the entire duration of their stay in the US
I was talking to My General Lee Nathan Bedford Forrest General Lee Marvin about how to beat the Chinese at Guadalcanal. And My General Tough Guy - a very tough guy(!) - had tears in his eyes. He has a gravelly voice a little - gravelly voice. He said… [Trump does an odd impression that sounds like a drunk, boasting used car salesman.] “Mr. President, Sir - the way to win is to take no prisoners, show no mercy, and win at all costs.” So today I’m making Guadalcanal tariffs 10,000%. We gotta win this war.