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InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days ago

DHS will buy plane tickets for some people who want to "self-deport" and give them $1,000 once they depart. DHS lies & says people can come back legally.

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DHS will buy plane tickets for some people who want to "self-deport" and give them $1,000 once they depart. DHS lies & says people can come back legally.

www.dhs.gov

InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days ago
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    I’ll take 1k to get deported to someplace. You think china would take me in despite my lack of language skills or any real claim to a legitimate reason to be in china?

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      My plan is to move to China and become an English coach for their movie industry so their scenes of Douglas MacArthur will sound more authentic

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        Personally I want to be the Yemoni Park of China where I get paid to make shit up about the US, except I won’t have to make anything up.

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        lmao

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