InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days agoDHS will buy plane tickets for some people who want to "self-deport" and give them $1,000 once they depart. DHS lies & says people can come back legally.www.dhs.govexternal-linkmessage-square20linkfedilinkarrow-up184arrow-down10
arrow-up184arrow-down1external-linkDHS will buy plane tickets for some people who want to "self-deport" and give them $1,000 once they depart. DHS lies & says people can come back legally.www.dhs.govInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square20linkfedilink
minus-squareCrawlMarks [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·4 days agoI’ll take 1k to get deported to someplace. You think china would take me in despite my lack of language skills or any real claim to a legitimate reason to be in china?
minus-squareGrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·4 days agoMy plan is to move to China and become an English coach for their movie industry so their scenes of Douglas MacArthur will sound more authentic
minus-squareBelly_Beanis [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 days agoPersonally I want to be the Yemoni Park of China where I get paid to make shit up about the US, except I won’t have to make anything up.
I’ll take 1k to get deported to someplace. You think china would take me in despite my lack of language skills or any real claim to a legitimate reason to be in china?
My plan is to move to China and become an English coach for their movie industry so their scenes of Douglas MacArthur will sound more authentic
Personally I want to be the Yemoni Park of China where I get paid to make shit up about the US, except I won’t have to make anything up.
lmao