Deeply unserious country
It’s not even a department. It’s just some bullshit Elon put together and since there are no other branches of the government anymore, everybody just does what they say because they figure it comes from the president
convinces 
to rename the Department of Defense to All Your Base Now Belong To Us. Make your time.The department of dancing Alley Mcbeal baby
The department of Hampster [sic] Dance.
Department of Stickdeath would be appropriate considering the racism.
I think it’s important to remember that US official policy is that it’s pronounced “doggy”
It always has been. The dog is dumb and doesn’t know English. He’s not trying to call himself the ruler of a fucking Italian city-state, he’s calling himself a doggy.
This is the timeline the main characters jump into on the first test of their multiverse machine, only to immediately jump out of, remarking “Oh god, let’s not do that again!”.
