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I felt incredibly seen by this article. Please Trump, put me on the schlub delegation
This satire is pretty close to the truth honestly. Right now, Xi is meeting with Putin in Moscow to discuss trade between Russia and China.
For the first trade talks between US and China, Vice Premier He Lifeng is meeting with U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent during his visit to Switzerland from May 9 to 12. China is saying that this was requested by the US and China is reluctantly complying. Trump lied about talking with Xi.
The US economy is cooked.
Unironically a good idea. Let Americans see that Chinese people are fellow proles and not some sinister foreign menace.
That was kind of the result of the RedNote debacle back in january, wasn’t it? Also shout out to the Chinese people who immediately began asking for help with their english homework
I was thinking the same, I would love to see this. If anything, just as slop.
Trump should only be allowed to meet with CCP schlubs
More Onion diplomacy here (cw: homophobia)
I would like to be the UK’s “drinking a big bag of cans” envoy
