OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoDisappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are releasedwww.dailystar.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square217linkfedilinkarrow-up11.27Karrow-down114
arrow-up11.25Karrow-down1external-linkDisappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are releasedwww.dailystar.co.ukOhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square217linkfedilink
minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·3 months agoI just realized…GOD is in the Epstein Files. Oh, it all makes so much sense now!
minus-squareAsafum@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·3 months agoIt all started with the virgin Mary, then God couldn’t help himself and created Epstein so he didn’t feel so alone in His diddling!
minus-squareAxExRx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 months agoWhen Jesus said “suffer the children come unto me” that’s not what he was talking about -Carlin
minus-squareGetitupinyerstuffin'@lemmy.worldBanned from communitylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down4·2 months agoIt was sick when he said it, and it still is.
I just realized…GOD is in the Epstein Files. Oh, it all makes so much sense now!
It all started with the virgin Mary, then God couldn’t help himself and created Epstein so he didn’t feel so alone in His diddling!
When Jesus said “suffer the children come unto me” that’s not what he was talking about
-Carlin
It was sick when he said it, and it still is.