Like, Xi coming out in a military uniform declaring the official establishment of the fourth international and an open invite to all current BRICS members, war against Israel, and a fatwa against the uh imperial powers (fuck off fbi).
Or maybe Xi steps down to be replaced by motherfucking 
We know, that’s why all the comments in here are variations of “China please come save us” and “Why isn’t China coming and saving us?”
lol true