“I will be instituting a MOST FAVORED NATION’S POLICY whereby the United States will pay the same price as the Nation that pays the lowest price anywhere in the World.”
“Prescription Drug and Pharmaceutical prices will be REDUCED, almost immediately, by 30% to 80%.”
“They will rise throughout the World in order to equalize and, for the first time in many years, bring FAIRNESS TO AMERICA!”
https://archive.is/3u94Z (reuters)
https://www.axios.com/2025/05/11/trump-drug-prices-executive-order-pharmaceuticals
https://archive.is/3zn6T (truthsocial)
It would be so funny if fucking with the FBI doesn’t get him but the first time he would tangibly make something better (I’ll believe it when I see it) he gets insta-dunked by the deep state.
If real life had a narrative, then this is the moment where the A plot (presidential bullshit) meets up with the B plot (
) and the CEO of Blue Cross Blue Shield starts monologing and reveals how there’s a man behind the curtain named John Privateinsurance who comes from beyond the stars to feed off of illness.