Owls have free stealth built in already
Owls are too principled to work for AmeriKKKa though.
Also, not owls, but the US did try to use bats for warfare in Project X-Ray as an alternative to the Manhattan Project (CW, awful animal cruelty): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat_bomb
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Von Bloeker, his assistant, Jack Couffer, and Ozro Wiswell, a scientist, self-described “bat lovers”,[4]: 8 noted that it did not occur to them to question the “morality or the ecological consequences of sacrificing a few million bats”.[4]: 9
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In one incident, the Carlsbad Army Airfield Auxiliary Air Base (32°15′39″N 104°13′45″W) near Carlsbad, New Mexico, was set on fire on 15 May 1943, when armed bats were accidentally released.[9] The bats roosted under a fuel tank and incinerated the test range.
it’s too easy to detect owls by the smell
Visited a nature preserve with a friend. Ee went to their bird rehabilitation facility and learned about how well Barn Owls can hear.
Why tap my phone when they could just hire barn owls to spy on me?!
how do you know they aren’t using owls already?
WHAT?!We’re on to you CIA_Owl (CIowl?)
Oh shit oh fuck.
I mean, how do you do fellow communist? You’ll tell me the secrets of your organisation now, yes?
Hmmm. I doubted your commitment to the cause, but now that you called me a fellow communist you’re obviously reliable.
secrets
not for feds
Gah! I’ll get you next time!
If you think bird baths are bad now, wait until you try water boarding.
They aren’t smart enough.
Excuse me my mom said I am a certified genius
10 secrets the military industrial complex doesn’t want you to know
Lockheed would get into selling owls and overpricing them by 100000%
They did use bats in ww2
yes
Instead of making stealth planes, they could have given us food and healthcare. It’s a sacrifice they are willing to take.
But have you considered that Owls don’t do bathroom renovations in northern Virginia.
Also they accept mice as payment, which is cheaper then dollars
