• southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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    28 days ago

    Hard to recall, but I think it was a reddit comment. It was in the hundreds of down votes.

    Thing is, I can’t really recall what it was about. Only reason I can recall the numbers is from overwriting comments when I left reddit. I don’t have any devices on me currently to log into a modified app, so I can’t immediately check what the post itself was about to remind me.

    It was probably something about politics or religion, since those were the two easiest things to get shit on at reddit, and I’m way off of the popular zones of either there. Hell, I’m not exactly dead middle of the sentiment here on lemmy lol

    Edit: my favorite heavily down voted post was an a marvel game sub though. The context is that kraven the hunter and squirrel girl were in the game, and there was some discussion about them in general.

    I got hit by the muse and mashed out a few paragraphs of squirrel girl defeating kraven by having sex with him, using increasingly absurd descriptions. I thought I had it saved somewhere, but I can’t find it, or I’d paste it in just for the ridiculousness of it.

    It may help to know that I used to write custom erotica for discerning readers with plenty of cash. So it isn’t like I had some deep fantasy thing going on regarding squirrel girl and just had to share it. I mean, she is frisky and has those adorable teeth, but it isn’t like she’s my waifu or anything. Like, if someone made me a waifu pillow of her, it isn’t like I’d kick my wife out of bed. I’d just make her slide over so there was enough room for me to cuddle the pillow.

    for real, it isn’t a fetish for squirrel looking women at all.

    okay, it is, but you weren’t the ones that got stuck in an elevator at a furry convention with some yiff fueled con goers with drop panels in squirrel outfits.

    okay, that’s not true, I’m the one that hit the stop button and pretend it was stuck. But I swear, it was just as a prank

    okay, that’s not true, I wanted some squirrel tail. But have you ever seen squirrels frisking around the yard all seductively, those tails twitching in invitation?

    !you think this comment might end up my most down voted one on lemmy?!<