ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days agoWhy can't you just be normal?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up125arrow-down11
arrow-up124arrow-down1imageWhy can't you just be normal?lemmy.worldickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days agomessage-square14fedilink
minus-squareickplant@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 days agoI believe step number one is to acquire a cockapoo.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 days agoAnd here I was sure it involved peanut butter.
minus-squareickplant@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 days ago“It puts the peanut butter on the bone or it gets the hose.”
minus-squareAddv4@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 days agoProblems arise when you have a dog that would greatly prefer the hose to the peanut butter.
minus-squareAddv4@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 hours agoDon’t forget the inevitable zoomies that preclude the eating of the evil water snake. Seriously, I have to put up my dog every time I wash my car, and she whines the whole time.
I believe step number one is to acquire a cockapoo.
And here I was sure it involved peanut butter.
“It puts the peanut butter on the bone or it gets the hose.”
Problems arise when you have a dog that would greatly prefer the hose to the peanut butter.
Don’t forget the inevitable zoomies that preclude the eating of the evil water snake. Seriously, I have to put up my dog every time I wash my car, and she whines the whole time.