• DarkFuture@lemmy.world
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    7 days ago

    They’re like sleeper agents.

    As soon as a Republican utters the phrase “Democrats are eating babies” they are activated and go to the polls and vote for whoever has an “R” next to their name and then they wake up the next day with no memory of ever going to the polling booth.

    • Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
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      7 days ago

      The orange turd could be on the air saying *the libs are eating your babies" while literally having a new born baby placed in front on him on a silver platter, stab the baby in the head, cut off its arm and physically eats the thing ON THE AIR…and the red cult would still fall in line

    • ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      7 days ago

      I know you were trying to be sarcastic, but I have a Trumper friend who thinks the dem elites extract adrenochrome from babies. Not sure but I think that means the babies are killed afterwards. It can’t seem to ever get ridiculous enough.